May 27

My parents are seriously lazy fucking bitches.

May 26

Lost that spark.

Faadddeeeeddddd wow lightweight ceeentral, I may or may not have peed the floor btw #lol (pmONLY U GUYS KMOE)

GUYS IM FUCKING WASTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

May 25

DRUNKKKKKK, but eng exam then shore then BUI awhh yeeee buddy and now I ate fucking 100 reeses byee lol

May 24

Was so pumped during and after the game, I mean we beat our fucking rivals! But then you have to give me sass for leaving early, like fuck you. I stood in the pouring fucking rain for 3 quarters to cheer you on even though I have an exam tomorrow morning. Like okay. Also it’s not my fault I did well on the SATs and you didn’t. Stop making me the bad guy.